Unclebad’s Amazon Emporium

http://astore.amazon.com/uncl-20

Last year, holiday shoppers spent just over $4,000 at my store, netting me a cool $160. I used part of that money to purchase fortified wine for all my homeless buddies. Bottles of Wild Irish Rose were distributed, which immediately caused a violent drunken rage in a few people. Normally subdued Blue Love decided that his usual activity of naked bike riding was no longer fulfilling and he moved directly to assault and battery. This year I’ll spend the proceeds differently. Thanks in advance for shopping at my store.